Sunday May 5 @ 10:47pm48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Sunday May 5 @ 10:43pmso my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street
Saturday May 5 @ 10:17pmlook down your shirt and spell attic
a titty i see
just one
i only see one
where did my other boob go
